You Know You're A Flight Attendant When...

Something I found very interesting and funny. Credit to the people who create this list - who ever they are.

Wonder which of these would seem mysterious to people outside the aviation insdustry. Probably the same ones that make flight attendants laugh the most!

• You never unpack
• You look to the ceiling when your doorbell chimes
• You wish you had jet engines mounted in your bedroom so you could fall asleep faster
• You don't ever write a full city name (and it bugs your non-aviation friends): DTW, MCO, FCO
• You get excited over certain types of ice
• You silently curse every Bose headset-wearing dude - ("Yes, the electronic device announcement means you, sir")
• You know how to look fresh in 5 day old clothes
• No matter how many times you clean out your suitcase, you still find ancient hidden treasures in there
• You HATE boarding
• You LOVE de-planing
• You have figured out that turbulence is not caused by clouds but by the initial movement of all meal carts
• You can't believe that people let their babies and toddlers play on the floor of the aircraft cabin - nasty
• You remember the passengers with great manners
• You can't remember when UM's actually become bigger than you
• You love foreigners because they can't adequately complaint in English 
• You have to turn your head when you see a passenger in stocking feet enter a lavatory
• You secretly cheer when another flight attendant has to deal with the medical emergency
• You HATE on board duty free
• You can't stand the frequent flyer who says "I fly more than you.."
• You hate running into your passengers at your layover hotel
• Blankety-blank tray stackers!
• You hate it when the heavy drinkers start flirting and calling you by name
• You long for the days when it easy to rig the TV for free movies
• You want no passengers talking to you while you are non-revving
• Even when you are not working a flight, you travel in uniform for the liquids, creams and gels exemption
• If passengers can't find the flush to the toilet, they should stay in there until they do!
• You wish you had a button to press that would announce "No, I don't have pen"
• You are excited to find a can of different soda that is not supposed to be on your airline
• You know a meaning for "crop-dusting" that has nothing to do with agriculture
• You can spot the cover of a new crossword or sudoku book on an airport news stand rack from 50 feet away
• You HATE early morning departure
• You try not to go to the bathroom on the plane but you sure can catch a good nap in there
• YES, "Remain seated for the duration of our flight" DOES mean YOU
• Your jumpseat partner knows more about you than your spouse or life partner
• You have at least 6 items of your own you could add to this list
• You had a memory for all of these, and understood every one of it